Lunch on a Monday

Hey guys...

I know this is quite random but i wanted to put in some words instead of the constant spam of videos posted on our blog..

Yesterday, which is also our 2nd week of holidays and still no rest day for us(damn it), most of our class went to Face2Face Noodle Shop which is a delicious pan mee shop. I think we conquered 4 tables from that small little shop. Anyway, me, yong jie(cecilia)and ning han(ah nai) were eating at a table. I ordered the dry pan mee, ah nai ordered the soup pan mee and cecilia ordered the black pepper one. (I forgot the name)=P Anyway, we were waiting for our food and goofing off. Ah nai's food arrived first and he was about to eat the pan mee when i poured chili into his pan mee. His face immediately changed and he was damn angry. Then he shouted, "Woi, i dont like chili laaaa!" Then i said, "Okok.. we switch la..."

Now having the soup pan mee which i didnt really fancy, i started eating. After my first bite, ah nai scooped a scoop of the chili sauce and drained the sauce leaving the chili alone. He immediately poured it in and started laughing his head off. I was quite angry but i didnt mind it at first cuz i could still scoop it out. I put the scooped out chili onto the saucer and continued eating. Ah nai's itchy hand picked up the saucer and poured all the chili back into my pan mee. I was shouting and kicking him! He was rolling on the floor laughing. Cecilia was in the background laughing too. Then i was like never mind. Pei min him. xD Then me and cecilia started talking about beers.

The pan mee was super spicy after my first few mouthfuls i started cursing because it was just too spicy. My tongue burned and i was still kicking ah nai. To top it all off, i didnt order any drinks because i wasnt planning to eat much chili. Ah nai signalled our other classmates, eng kee, su kee and the gang to look at my face. Then he started taking out his camera to take photos. But i kept hiding my face. I think my cheeks were burning and my eyes were watering because he was laughing the whole time till we paid for our bill. I smacked him and said, "Shit la i will sure have trouble shitting later. Sure my ass will burn."

True enough, that dark and dreadful night(yesterday night) at 8.30pm..in the lonely confinements of my room, i felt a churning feeling in my stomach. I rushed to my toilet. It was coated in darkness. My well-practiced hand turned on the lights unconsciously. I stepped into the smelly interior of my toilet. The shiny, wonderful throne was sitting there bold as brass. I rushed to the throne to let go my royal pile of dung. (Ok this is stupid and flowery but please bear with me) I let it go like normal and guess what? My ass was burning after that. It hurt so bad. It felt like I was sitting on a electric heater. I had to drench my ass countless of times with cold water and felt like shit after that.

Okay. I think thats too much information for now. Have fun guys! Peace out!

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AnDreW™